








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 596 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2769 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3582 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2980 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,090 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keffo | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Vittrar | 50% | 112 |
| #3 | Doppe | 49% | 172 |
| #4 | Frantic_Lamb | 48% | 112 |
| #5 | Sniper Man | 48% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Sniper Man | 48% | 211 |
| #6 | Livet | 48% | 207 |
| #7 | priest | 45% | 165 |
| #8 | Farsan | 45% | 199 |
| #9 | haddock | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farsan | 20 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Livet | 18 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Doppe | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Keffo | 14 | 0.0148 |
| #5 | Sniper Man | 10 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Livet | 1169 | 0.26 | 38 min |
| #2 | Farsan | 581 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | Sniper Man | 376 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | priest | 330 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | Frantic_Lamb | 183 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doppe | +2.35 | 73 | 42 |
| #2 | Keffo | +2.02 | 79 | 48 |
| #3 | contra | +1.98 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Livet | +0.29 | 63 | 83 |
| #5 | Sniper Man | +0.19 | 51 | 63 |





