








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1364 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1871 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2821 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2372 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,416 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keffo | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | haddock | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Doppe | 54% | 122 |
| #4 | contra | 50% | 112 |
| #5 | Livet | 48% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sniper Man | 48% | 122 |
| #7 | Hemulen | 45% | 20 |
| #8 | Frantic_Lamb | 44% | 64 |
| #9 | Farsan | 43% | 98 |
| #10 | priest | 37% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Livet | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Farsan | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Doppe | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Sniper Man | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Keffo | 4 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Livet | 826 | 0.30 | 27 min |
| #2 | Farsan | 344 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Sniper Man | 210 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | priest | 121 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Frantic_Lamb | 84 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doppe | +3.19 | 74 | 45 |
| #2 | Keffo | +3.13 | 81 | 50 |
| #3 | contra | +1.62 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | Livet | +0.85 | 64 | 83 |
| #5 | Sniper Man | +0.64 | 56 | 63 |





