








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 661 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6418 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4186 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7410 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5058 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,015,335 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milk | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | Sugar Daddy | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | Mbpapi | 51% | 118 |
| #4 | Huggyy | 51% | 308 |
| #5 | MISATO KATSURAGI | 50% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Huggyy | 51% | 308 |
| #5 | MISATO KATSURAGI | 50% | 147 |
| #6 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Curious George | 49% | 299 |
| #7 | Yer Da | 48% | 225 |
| #8 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | 45% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Curious George | 114 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | 73 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | Huggyy | 20 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Yer Da | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Mbpapi | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Curious George | 1019 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | 776 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | Huggyy | 267 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | MISATO KATSURAGI | 201 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Yer Da | 185 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Curious George | +2.94 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | Milk | +2.42 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | MISATO KATSURAGI | +2.17 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | +1.20 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | Huggyy | +1.05 | 68 | 37 |





