








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 950 matches | ||
| Wingman | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7592 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9597 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7092 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4869 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,601,022 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yer Da | 52% | 204 |
| #2 | Sugar Daddy | 52% | 264 |
| #3 | ♿ rsn | 51% | 353 |
| #4 | Northern_Whale | 51% | 118 |
| #5 | MISATO KATSURAGI | 50% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sugar Daddy | 52% | 264 |
| #3 | ♿ rsn | 51% | 353 |
| #4 | Northern_Whale | 51% | 118 |
| #5 | MISATO KATSURAGI | 50% | 80 |
| #6 | Huggyy | 46% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ rsn | 20 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Sugar Daddy | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Yer Da | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Northern_Whale | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Huggyy | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ rsn | 1541 | 0.21 | 33 min |
| #2 | Sugar Daddy | 432 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Northern_Whale | 207 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Yer Da | 162 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Huggyy | 131 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MISATO KATSURAGI | +1.80 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Huggyy | +1.62 | 72 | 38 |
| #3 | Sugar Daddy | +0.79 | 39 | 49 |
| #4 | Mbpapi | +0.17 | 46 | 52 |
| #5 | ♿ rsn | +0.17 | 59 | 68 |





