








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 943 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Wingman | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




188 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7936 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6412 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6780 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7906 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4701 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,724,619 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1876 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Northern_Whale | 49% | 299 |
| #2 | Huggyy | 48% | 50 |
| #3 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | 44% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Northern_Whale | 49% | 299 |
| #2 | Huggyy | 48% | 50 |
| #3 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | 44% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | 55 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | Northern_Whale | 45 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Huggyy | 7 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Northern_Whale | 465 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | 463 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Huggyy | 56 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Curious George | +2.03 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Huggyy | +0.62 | 61 | 34 |
| #3 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Matic | +0.41 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Northern_Whale | -2.05 | 50 | 51 |





