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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1482 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1463 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2245 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1628 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,495 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 294 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Squiddy | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Notho | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Meant2DoThat | 49% | 148 |
| #5 | KyZarKills | 46% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Notho | +4.80 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | Colin | +3.63 | 46 | 52 |
| #3 | Squiddy | +3.39 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | Meant2DoThat | +2.48 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | < blank > | +1.76 | 68 | 30 |





