








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 861 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 429 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3943 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3296 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2434 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4189 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,374,294 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pluggage (Discord Puppy) | 89% | 27 |
| #2 | ✪【Careless】 | 60% | 171 |
| #3 | fr4ll3 | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | sS | 55% | 110 |
| #5 | Whoopie Golbög | 53% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Sniss | 50% | 36 |
| #8 | Kjell | 49% | 157 |
| #9 | Mr. Dingledonge | 48% | 33 |
| #10 | Pablo | 41% | 76 |
| #11 | babyImpala | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪【Careless】 | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Pablo | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Whoopie Golbög | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Kjell | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | sS | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪【Careless】 | 554 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | Kjell | 478 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Whoopie Golbög | 403 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | sS | 398 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | fredzy | 372 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pluggage (Discord Puppy) | +10.71 | 96 | 81 |
| #2 | fr4ll3 | +3.04 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | Pablo | +1.47 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | ✪【Careless】 | +0.53 | 78 | 73 |
| #5 | sS | +0.12 | 45 | 63 |





