








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5404 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5357 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4808 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4335 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,071 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Better | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | KaLi | 62% | 55 |
| #3 | Chik3n | 62% | 198 |
| #4 | PanPanQQ | 61% | 184 |
| #5 | NsK | 59% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanPanQQ | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Gaetaen BE | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Chik3n | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Breniac | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Better | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breniac | 238 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | PanPanQQ | 234 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Gaetaen BE | 174 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Chik3n | 117 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Peumme | 81 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanPanQQ | +2.37 | 49 | 63 |
| #2 | Framboise | +1.73 | 49 | 74 |
| #3 | Gaetaen BE | +1.31 | 54 | 65 |
| #4 | Chik3n | +0.90 | 58 | 53 |
| #5 | NsK | +0.77 | 55 | 50 |





