








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 658 matches | ||
| Wingman | 238 matches | ||
| Faceit | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




221 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 56,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14622 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9883 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 13873 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 18298 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,709,338 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJOKR XV | 61% | 106 |
| #2 | Framboise | 59% | 98 |
| #3 | Chik3n | 56% | 121 |
| #4 | barttamere | 55% | 109 |
| #5 | PanPanQQ | 52% | 701 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ands | 50% | 116 |
| #8 | AmStAr#27 | 49% | 167 |
| #9 | Breniac | 49% | 708 |
| #10 | J u L y u S | 49% | 233 |
| #11 | BymmoT | 48% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breniac | 96 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | PanPanQQ | 52 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | J u L y u S | 37 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | _Peppa_Big_ | 27 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | AmStAr#27 | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breniac | 2985 | 0.20 | 88 min |
| #2 | PanPanQQ | 836 | 0.06 | 21 min |
| #3 | J u L y u S | 569 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | ands | 445 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | Framboise | 387 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJOKR XV | +2.06 | 71 | 51 |
| #2 | Gaetaen BE | +1.58 | 60 | 59 |
| #3 | PanPanQQ | +1.42 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | Framboise | +0.34 | 45 | 76 |
| #5 | _Peppa_Big_ | +0.34 | 51 | 48 |





