








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7886 | 21% |
| Smokes | 10804 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10074 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8729 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,407,352 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 468 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Better | 65% | 81 |
| #2 | Chik3n | 63% | 230 |
| #3 | Peumme | 61% | 90 |
| #4 | Framboise | 61% | 184 |
| #5 | LeGitan | 61% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Gaetaen BE | 52% | 701 |
| #15 | CUPIDON LE FOURBE | 51% | 122 |
| #16 | Breniac | 51% | 435 |
| #17 | BymmoT | 49% | 82 |
| #18 | ands | 48% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaetaen BE | 96 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Breniac | 56 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | J u L y u S | 18 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Chik3n | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | OniZb | 10 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breniac | 1862 | 0.20 | 56 min |
| #2 | Gaetaen BE | 1275 | 0.09 | 29 min |
| #3 | Framboise | 734 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #4 | J u L y u S | 335 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | ands | 304 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanPanQQ | +1.80 | 53 | 63 |
| #2 | Framboise | +1.40 | 46 | 76 |
| #3 | Gaetaen BE | +1.16 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | NsK | +0.96 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | LeGitan | +0.95 | 60 | 75 |





