








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 786 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1366 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1446 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 926 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 659 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $888,003 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | πΎππππ£ππ | 48% | 82 |
| #4 | shiwo | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | lewisfoxy | 45% | 22 |
| #6 | Roach AL | 45% | 29 |
| #7 | Superior Cap'n Sinkles | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SparrowArrow | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | πΎππππ£ππ | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | shiwo | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Roach AL | 7 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | Superior Cap'n Sinkles | 4 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shiwo | +3.42 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | Rennny | +3.25 | 84 | 56 |
| #3 | lewisfoxy | +0.47 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | Roach AL | +0.36 | 85 | 44 |
| #5 | Superior Cap'n Sinkles | -1.32 | 55 | 35 |





