








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2643 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3931 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6162 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4549 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,085,736 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leNz ♿ | 57% | 99 |
| #2 | p4wN | 54% | 210 |
| #3 | Hamlet | 54% | 223 |
| #4 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 54% | 231 |
| #5 | eNergy | 52% | 304 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hamlet | 54% | 223 |
| #4 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 54% | 231 |
| #5 | eNergy | 52% | 304 |
| #6 | Morten | 52% | 56 |
| #7 | MaccoK` | 51% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hamlet | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | leNz ♿ | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | p4wN | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | MaccoK` | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4wN | 598 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | MaccoK` | 389 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | eNergy | 228 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #4 | leNz ♿ | 181 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 130 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeno | +2.31 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | Morten | +0.51 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | R0m3 AbYssUs | +0.29 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | eNergy | +0.22 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | p4wN | +0.10 | 73 | 57 |





