








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 711 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1443 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2452 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 953 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,553,657 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leNz ♿ | 59% | 122 |
| #2 | p4wN | 59% | 246 |
| #3 | eNergy | 55% | 185 |
| #4 | Xeno | 54% | 223 |
| #5 | MaccoK` | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | p4wN | 59% | 246 |
| #3 | eNergy | 55% | 185 |
| #4 | Xeno | 54% | 223 |
| #5 | MaccoK` | 54% | 54 |
| #6 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 54% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4wN | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | leNz ♿ | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Xeno | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | eNergy | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4wN | 623 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | Xeno | 362 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | leNz ♿ | 261 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | eNergy | 113 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | MaccoK` | 102 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeno | +2.41 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | eNergy | +1.14 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | R0m3 AbYssUs | +0.83 | 79 | 49 |
| #4 | p4wN | +0.80 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | Hamlet | +0.24 | 87 | 43 |





