








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1071 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 275 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2679 | 11% |
| Smokes | 5958 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7877 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 7187 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,715,448 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leNz ♿ | 63% | 123 |
| #2 | p4wN | 59% | 301 |
| #3 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 55% | 219 |
| #4 | Hamlet | 55% | 185 |
| #5 | MaccoK` | 54% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 55% | 219 |
| #4 | Hamlet | 55% | 185 |
| #5 | MaccoK` | 54% | 154 |
| #6 | Xeno | 52% | 304 |
| #7 | S55Marc | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4wN | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Xeno | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Hamlet | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | leNz ♿ | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | R0m3 AbYssUs | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4wN | 708 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | Xeno | 540 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | leNz ♿ | 299 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | MaccoK` | 270 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | S55Marc | 129 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeno | +2.18 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | p4wN | +1.66 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | eNergy | +1.35 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | R0m3 AbYssUs | +0.41 | 78 | 55 |
| #5 | leNz ♿ | +0.37 | 75 | 53 |





