








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1583 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3808 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3496 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3572 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,746,966 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leNz ♿ | 63% | 73 |
| #2 | p4wN | 60% | 155 |
| #3 | eNergy | 55% | 219 |
| #4 | MaccoK` | 54% | 123 |
| #5 | Xeno | 54% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | p4wN | 60% | 155 |
| #3 | eNergy | 55% | 219 |
| #4 | MaccoK` | 54% | 123 |
| #5 | Xeno | 54% | 231 |
| #6 | Hamlet | 54% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeno | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Hamlet | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | p4wN | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | leNz ♿ | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | eNergy | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeno | 386 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | p4wN | 352 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | MaccoK` | 203 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | eNergy | 166 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | leNz ♿ | 162 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xeno | +2.34 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | eNergy | +0.73 | 56 | 64 |
| #3 | p4wN | +0.67 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | R0m3 AbYssUs | +0.67 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | MaccoK` | -0.38 | 63 | 72 |





