








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 584 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1820 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3054 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3487 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3101 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $930,315 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matti42VTyötön | 48% | 42 |
| #2 | relaxantt1 | 47% | 225 |
| #3 | TaistO | 47% | 75 |
| #4 | Hobo with Shotgun | 46% | 128 |
| #5 | Ar§K@ | 45% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | kurppa | 39% | 38 |
| #12 | PARRUHande | 36% | 53 |
| #13 | Venlaino | 33% | 42 |
| #14 | tukisukka | 29% | 31 |
| #15 | Skuupi | 26% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöNunna | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | j4Nu | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Ar§K@ | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Matti42VTyötön | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | relaxantt1 | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j4Nu | 433 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | ThöNunna | 315 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Hobo with Shotgun | 247 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ringo | 165 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ar§K@ | 162 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöNunna | +2.12 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | ThöRölli | +2.00 | 70 | 52 |
| #3 | Hobo with Shotgun | +0.36 | 42 | 53 |
| #4 | j4Nu | -0.38 | 52 | 70 |
| #5 | kurppa | -0.43 | 64 | 56 |





