








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 768 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 476 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1907 | 10% |
| Smokes | 4976 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7071 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4879 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,980,770 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ThöRölli | 47% | 225 |
| #10 | ThöNunna | 47% | 164 |
| #11 | TaistO | 45% | 47 |
| #12 | Ar§K@ | 41% | 39 |
| #13 | crito | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drunkkeni | +2.81 | 67 | 75 |
| #2 | ThöNunna | +2.28 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | ThöRölli | +2.17 | 70 | 54 |
| #4 | Kassu | +1.64 | 59 | 72 |
| #5 | Hobo with Shotgun | +0.50 | 42 | 57 |





