








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3258 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3244 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4326 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2709 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $972,316 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | anatt1 | 41% | 22 |
| #13 | AnnelinMoro | 38% | 26 |
| #14 | PARRUHande | 38% | 47 |
| #15 | Venlaino | 35% | 34 |
| #16 | sophia | 32% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöNunna | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Ringo | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Matti42VTyötön | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | PARRUHande | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Ar§K@ | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöNunna | 292 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | ThöRölli | 239 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Hobo with Shotgun | 227 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ringo | 204 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | tukisukka | 203 | 0.13 | 6 min |





