








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2201 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3685 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4167 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2852 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,305 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anatt1 | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | TaistO | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | j4Nu | 50% | 192 |
| #4 | Matti42VTyötön | 48% | 62 |
| #5 | AnnelinMoro | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Ringo | 38% | 52 |
| #13 | PARRUHande | 37% | 43 |
| #14 | sophia | 35% | 23 |
| #15 | Venlaino | 29% | 31 |
| #16 | Pewpew | 23% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matti42VTyötön | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | j4Nu | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | relaxantt1 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Hobo with Shotgun | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Ringo | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j4Nu | 499 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | ThöRölli | 312 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Hobo with Shotgun | 300 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ar§K@ | 175 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ringo | 161 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöNunna | +2.80 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | ThöRölli | +1.44 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | Hobo with Shotgun | +0.34 | 45 | 57 |
| #4 | j4Nu | -0.53 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | anatt1 | -0.72 | 64 | 46 |





