








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2963 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4781 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5022 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4661 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,095 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkisesti silver | 55% | 94 |
| #2 | 4llwaysBad | 55% | 60 |
| #3 | PARRUHande | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | ♿Tsekkipiiska♿ | 52% | 83 |
| #5 | Ar§K@ | 51% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | ThöNunna | 43% | 138 |
| #15 | Venlaino | 39% | 23 |
| #16 | Matti42VTyötön | 38% | 32 |
| #17 | tukisukka | 38% | 32 |
| #18 | lartza | 33% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThöNunna | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ♿Tsekkipiiska♿ | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Noa!m | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | j4Nu | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Henkisesti silver | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4llwaysBad | 345 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #2 | j4Nu | 272 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Henkisesti silver | 225 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | ThöNunna | 205 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | ♿Tsekkipiiska♿ | 201 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axel | +3.48 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | 4llwaysBad | +2.81 | 56 | 60 |
| #3 | ThöRölli | +2.47 | 70 | 52 |
| #4 | ThöNunna | +1.94 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | Noa!m | +0.87 | 54 | 58 |





