








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1718 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2464 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2556 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1374 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,705,165 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seksa Dievs | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Sautējuma Baudītājs | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | r1nalds | 51% | 116 |
| #4 | WassasiT | 50% | 334 |
| #5 | Brainwasher | 50% | 338 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | WassasiT | 50% | 334 |
| #5 | Brainwasher | 50% | 338 |
| #6 | Vionixx | 48% | 240 |
| #7 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 47% | 344 |
| #8 | cwuwruls | 45% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | r1nalds | 15 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Brainwasher | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | cwuwruls | 7 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | 1217 | 0.17 | 41 min |
| #2 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 713 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #3 | Brainwasher | 668 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | cwuwruls | 304 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | r1nalds | 217 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | +6.14 | 68 | 82 |
| #2 | Sautējuma Baudītājs | +4.97 | 63 | 78 |
| #3 | r1nalds | +3.77 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | Seksa Dievs | +0.53 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | Brainwasher | +0.15 | 67 | 52 |





