








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1728 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8028 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7094 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6298 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4153 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,282,502 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShaRK | 51% | 53 |
| #2 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 50% | 334 |
| #3 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 50% | 401 |
| #4 | Brainwasher | 49% | 292 |
| #5 | cwuwruls | 48% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 50% | 401 |
| #4 | Brainwasher | 49% | 292 |
| #5 | cwuwruls | 48% | 130 |
| #6 | r1nalds | 48% | 54 |
| #7 | Vionixx | 47% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 28 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Brainwasher | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | cwuwruls | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Vionixx | 6 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 822 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #2 | Brainwasher | 570 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | cwuwruls | 433 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 137 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | r1nalds | 123 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | +6.21 | 69 | 80 |
| #2 | r1nalds | +2.88 | 78 | 47 |
| #3 | ShaRK | -0.29 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | Brainwasher | -0.46 | 63 | 52 |
| #5 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | -0.95 | 33 | 72 |





