








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 900 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 468 matches | ||
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4443 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5363 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9695 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 5059 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,011,586 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1052 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | WassasiT | 49% | 292 |
| #7 | r1nalds | 49% | 74 |
| #8 | Vionixx | 49% | 237 |
| #9 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 45% | 292 |
| #10 | cwuwruls | 45% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | 1175 | 0.19 | 36 min |
| #2 | Kamikazi | 613 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 601 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | Dinocroc | 316 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | cwuwruls | 307 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | +5.98 | 68 | 80 |
| #2 | r1nalds | +3.28 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | Dinocroc | +2.00 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Kamikazi | +1.58 | 50 | 74 |
| #5 | Brainwasher | +0.09 | 65 | 52 |





