








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 176 | 3% |
| Smokes | 308 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 1195 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4470 | 73% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,715 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1nalds | 53% | 40 |
| #2 | Sautējuma Baudītājs | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | Brainwasher | 49% | 237 |
| #4 | cwuwruls | 48% | 91 |
| #5 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 48% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | 26 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 19 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Brainwasher | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | cwuwruls | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | 1697 | 0.20 | 52 min |
| #2 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | 591 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #3 | Brainwasher | 442 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | cwuwruls | 296 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sautējuma Baudītājs | 155 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sautējuma Baudītājs | +7.66 | 70 | 80 |
| #2 | WassasiT | +7.02 | 70 | 81 |
| #3 | r1nalds | +2.87 | 74 | 47 |
| #4 | Brainwasher | -0.22 | 62 | 50 |
| #5 | ShaRK | -0.30 | 61 | 60 |





