








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5110 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5795 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7915 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2041 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,170,062 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1053 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | 50% | 401 |
| #2 | r1nalds | 50% | 101 |
| #3 | cwuwruls | 49% | 126 |
| #4 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 47% | 344 |
| #5 | Vionixx | 47% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | r1nalds | 50% | 101 |
| #3 | cwuwruls | 49% | 126 |
| #4 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 47% | 344 |
| #5 | Vionixx | 47% | 301 |
| #6 | Brainwasher | 45% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | 24 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Brainwasher | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | r1nalds | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | cwuwruls | 9 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | 1590 | 0.18 | 49 min |
| #2 | Brainwasher | 597 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | cwuwruls | 409 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | r1nalds | 208 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ♔︎ Sijāts | 138 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WassasiT | +6.21 | 69 | 81 |
| #2 | r1nalds | +3.16 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | Brainwasher | -0.33 | 60 | 53 |
| #4 | Busta-G Method Mama Kid Freak | -0.68 | 35 | 70 |
| #5 | ♔︎ Sijāts | -1.84 | 50 | 35 |





