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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1883 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2216 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1077 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2223 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $499,884 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flacko | 82% | 28 |
| #2 | Brashi | 80% | 20 |
| #3 | HorizoN | 79% | 28 |
| #4 | DeniEd | 78% | 23 |
| #5 | Noble 6 | 75% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Adam- | 74% | 46 |
| #7 | BeaKie | 73% | 26 |
| #8 | uhkelsie | 67% | 55 |
| #9 | c | 66% | 32 |
| #10 | milesd | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adam- | 13 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | uhkelsie | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Noble 6 | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | flacko | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | c | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adam- | 212 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | c | 183 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #3 | Noble 6 | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | flacko | 114 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | BeaKie | 114 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -VulcaN- | +4.96 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | DeniEd | +3.23 | 74 | 50 |
| #3 | uhkelsie | +3.08 | 82 | 40 |
| #4 | BeaKie | +2.63 | 73 | 83 |
| #5 | flacko | +2.12 | 61 | 63 |





