








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Wingman | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1814 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4362 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3587 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5093 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,629,803 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1769 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emo | 77% | 52 |
| #2 | bORB | 73% | 51 |
| #3 | Tech | 72% | 173 |
| #4 | <:) htiaL | 71% | 163 |
| #5 | StrattoN | 69% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✪ Yøink -iwnl- | 64% | 80 |
| #8 | Scouter | 62% | 295 |
| #9 | 𝓐𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓴 | 58% | 50 |
| #10 | ddocss | 57% | 69 |
| #11 | T19 | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scouter | 71 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Tech | 17 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | -VulcaN- | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | T19 | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | ddocss | 8 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tech | 940 | 0.28 | 27 min |
| #2 | Scouter | 522 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #3 | <:) htiaL | 381 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | ddocss | 309 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #5 | T19 | 193 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -VulcaN- | +5.82 | 94 | 53 |
| #2 | Tech | +4.24 | 82 | 75 |
| #3 | Scouter | +4.16 | 92 | 61 |
| #4 | T19 | +3.46 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | <:) htiaL | +2.18 | 59 | 53 |





