








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5101 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6905 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4929 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6062 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,667,333 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1717 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | 75% | 81 |
| #2 | -VulcaN- | 73% | 48 |
| #3 | Adam- | 70% | 44 |
| #4 | Stx | 63% | 49 |
| #5 | axeera | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | 75% | 81 |
| #2 | -VulcaN- | 73% | 48 |
| #3 | Adam- | 70% | 44 |
| #4 | Stx | 63% | 49 |
| #5 | axeera | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adam- | 21 | 0.0251 |
| #2 | BeaKie | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | -VulcaN- | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | axeera | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Stx | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | 362 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | Adam- | 187 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Stx | 117 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | -VulcaN- | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | axeera | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | +4.09 | 77 | 86 |
| #2 | -VulcaN- | +4.03 | 90 | 49 |
| #3 | Noble 6 | +2.38 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | Stx | +0.84 | 84 | 50 |
| #5 | axeera | +0.25 | 85 | 44 |





