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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 296 matches | ||
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 58,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16194 | 28% |
| Smokes | 15931 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 12404 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 13638 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,108 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2519 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | kita | 64% | 91 |
| #9 | 'WaterMelonCrusher' | 64% | 137 |
| #10 | styrofoamdonkey15 | 62% | 71 |
| #11 | snav | 61% | 87 |
| #12 | konflic | 54% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kita | 18 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | konflic | 16 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | snav | 11 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | jchancE | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | JSK | 9 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaKie | +4.69 | 78 | 86 |
| #2 | jchancE | +3.84 | 92 | 60 |
| #3 | shatter | +2.51 | 86 | 72 |
| #4 | snav | +1.77 | 87 | 66 |
| #5 | Noble 6 | +1.68 | 64 | 70 |





