








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3557 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4500 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4026 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4318 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,682 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barøn | 51% | 154 |
| #2 | marc ♿ | 50% | 187 |
| #3 | MATJEZZ | 49% | 197 |
| #4 | tobbe | 47% | 347 |
| #5 | boom | 47% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | tobbe | 47% | 347 |
| #5 | boom | 47% | 115 |
| #6 | germain | 47% | 309 |
| #7 | str1p | 45% | 159 |
| #8 | Skaloo | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 39 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | MATJEZZ | 20 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | germain | 19 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | str1p | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | marc ♿ | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | germain | 1162 | 0.19 | 31 min |
| #2 | marc ♿ | 385 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | boom | 344 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Barøn | 315 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | tobbe | 162 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | germain | +2.38 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | tobbe | +0.14 | 92 | 36 |
| #3 | Barøn | +0.02 | 82 | 48 |
| #4 | str1p | -0.42 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | Skaloo | -0.48 | 66 | 43 |





