








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 946 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 587 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1251 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1365 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3917 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 1497 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,543,161 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barøn | 53% | 223 |
| #2 | Skaloo | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | str1p | 50% | 278 |
| #4 | MATJEZZ | 50% | 340 |
| #5 | germain | 50% | 501 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MATJEZZ | 50% | 340 |
| #5 | germain | 50% | 501 |
| #6 | marc ♿ | 49% | 291 |
| #7 | boom | 48% | 131 |
| #8 | Electronic_Beef | 47% | 347 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MATJEZZ | 36 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | germain | 24 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Electronic_Beef | 19 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | str1p | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Barøn | 9 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | germain | 1849 | 0.18 | 48 min |
| #2 | Electronic_Beef | 673 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | marc ♿ | 564 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | boom | 442 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Barøn | 408 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | germain | +2.35 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | tobbe | +0.19 | 92 | 36 |
| #3 | str1p | -0.24 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | Barøn | -0.65 | 83 | 49 |
| #5 | MATJEZZ | -0.95 | 78 | 43 |





