








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 760 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2877 | 14% |
| Smokes | 6442 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7563 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4402 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,529,619 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boom | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | Skaloo | 52% | 540 |
| #3 | Barøn | 52% | 114 |
| #4 | tobbe | 50% | 278 |
| #5 | germain | 49% | 225 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | tobbe | 50% | 278 |
| #5 | germain | 49% | 225 |
| #6 | marc ♿ | 49% | 126 |
| #7 | MATJEZZ | 48% | 171 |
| #8 | Electronic_Beef | 45% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skaloo | 32 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | tobbe | 29 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | germain | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | MATJEZZ | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Electronic_Beef | 9 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | germain | 862 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | Skaloo | 796 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #3 | Electronic_Beef | 423 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | marc ♿ | 267 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Barøn | 216 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | germain | +1.75 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | str1p | +0.62 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | tobbe | +0.13 | 90 | 38 |
| #4 | Barøn | -0.19 | 81 | 49 |
| #5 | Skaloo | -0.68 | 64 | 48 |





