








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 375 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3415 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2423 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3136 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2433 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,622,130 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 721 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MATJEZZ | 57% | 138 |
| #2 | germain | 55% | 180 |
| #3 | tobbe | 53% | 223 |
| #4 | boom | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | str1p | 52% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | atlas | 39% | 59 |
| #11 | ShakyDöhl | 37% | 35 |
| #12 | Druqhz | 31% | 36 |
| #13 | jan | 29% | 24 |
| #14 | iGodmovement | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbe | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | germain | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | MATJEZZ | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Nappien | 11 | 0.0201 |
| #5 | Electronic_Beef | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | germain | 713 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Electronic_Beef | 391 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | marc ♿ | 174 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | atlas | 164 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | str1p | 121 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | germain | +2.90 | 91 | 72 |
| #2 | tobbe | +0.71 | 94 | 40 |
| #3 | Barøn | +0.36 | 85 | 50 |
| #4 | Druqhz | +0.22 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | str1p | +0.04 | 72 | 57 |





