








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1668 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1024 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 660 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 861 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $228,251 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RelayP | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | kiet | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | BrenDINGELING | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | LoadingStar | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | PIANO DROGIRANO NANO | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Sensaw0w | 56% | 32 |
| #9 | CADZOR | 55% | 88 |
| #10 | xantosz | 46% | 13 |
| #11 | weSs+ | 44% | 16 |
| #12 | chaR | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chaR | 15 | 0.0374 |
| #2 | CADZOR | 14 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Sensaw0w | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | xantosz | 3 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | weSs+ | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CADZOR | 353 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | Sensaw0w | 101 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | weSs+ | 83 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | xantosz | 80 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #5 | MikeyyM | 62 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RelayP | +3.94 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | CADZOR | +3.76 | 91 | 68 |
| #3 | xantosz | +2.37 | 88 | 10 |
| #4 | PIANO DROGIRANO NANO | +1.33 | 88 | 46 |
| #5 | KANKER | +0.46 | 75 | 59 |





