








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3433 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3012 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2776 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2574 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,040 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itua | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Vincentosz | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | -Hawk | 67% | 45 |
| #4 | Willeb | 67% | 51 |
| #5 | TobskiiZ^ | 63% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | prodgl | 61% | 23 |
| #10 | CADZOR | 60% | 82 |
| #11 | Jextreem vG | 57% | 69 |
| #12 | smiley | 54% | 41 |
| #13 | chaR | 53% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chaR | 24 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | CADZOR | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Fowlz | 4 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Jextreem vG | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | smiley | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CADZOR | 313 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | chaR | 279 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | -Hawk | 251 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jextreem vG | 236 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | Willeb | 199 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smiley | +4.17 | 92 | 62 |
| #2 | xantosz | +2.65 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | Vincentosz | +2.13 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | TobskiiZ^ | +1.81 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | Willeb | +1.41 | 83 | 65 |





