








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1888 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2358 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2093 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2009 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,483 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingnich2 | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Gibby | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Zeldow | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Leeroy | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Doug | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingnich2 | 446 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | Gibby | 333 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Leeroy | 214 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Zeldow | 214 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Doug | 102 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gibby | +4.59 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Smam | +2.49 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | Zeldow | +0.29 | 52 | 52 |
| #4 | Kingnich2 | -2.64 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | Leeroy | -3.48 | 42 | 42 |





