








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4921 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4761 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6134 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5574 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,771,532 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pel<tsi | 55% | 492 |
| #2 | Virta | 54% | 270 |
| #3 | janoistensankari | 54% | 173 |
| #4 | Karen | 54% | 306 |
| #5 | Johannes | 53% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | washed | 52% | 522 |
| #7 | ALPHA | 52% | 58 |
| #8 | ✪dgm<3♛ #kung | 52% | 60 |
| #9 | jdi | 50% | 121 |
| #10 | Blank | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pel<tsi | 98 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | washed | 78 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Virta | 34 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | janoistensankari | 24 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Karen | 21 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | washed | 870 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #2 | Pel<tsi | 757 | 0.07 | 18 min |
| #3 | Virta | 624 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | Karen | 617 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #5 | janoistensankari | 320 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ailu | +3.20 | 92 | 62 |
| #2 | Karen | +1.77 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | Pel<tsi | +0.45 | 76 | 40 |
| #4 | Virta | +0.17 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | janoistensankari | -0.49 | 68 | 43 |





