








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 748 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3707 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4014 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4248 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4587 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,074,843 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 842 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KurkuGoesPro | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | janoistensankari | 59% | 99 |
| #3 | Virta | 58% | 179 |
| #4 | Ailu | 54% | 306 |
| #5 | Johannes | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ailu | 54% | 306 |
| #5 | Johannes | 53% | 30 |
| #6 | washed | 53% | 376 |
| #7 | Pel<tsi | 53% | 276 |
| #8 | ✪dgm<3♛ #kung | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | washed | 52 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Pel<tsi | 36 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Ailu | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Virta | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | janoistensankari | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ailu | 590 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | washed | 554 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | Pel<tsi | 480 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Virta | 382 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | janoistensankari | 182 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karen | +2.54 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | KurkuGoesPro | +2.29 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | Ailu | +1.84 | 90 | 64 |
| #4 | Virta | +0.68 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | Pel<tsi | +0.15 | 73 | 44 |





