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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3954 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2317 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5670 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2600 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,203 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 那个 | 46% | 261 |
| #6 | phylyp playin | 46% | 407 |
| #7 | Jan Glin | 43% | 275 |
| #8 | jr smith of cs | 43% | 133 |
| #9 | docent | 41% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 那个 | 50 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Ultimate | 33 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | jr smith of cs | 28 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | phylyp playin | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Jan Glin | 18 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ultimate | 1547 | 0.27 | 44 min |
| #2 | phylyp playin | 818 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | 那个 | 626 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #4 | Jan Glin | 527 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #5 | kilun | 332 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ultimate | +3.25 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | mefX_ | +3.01 | 87 | 39 |
| #3 | 那个 | +2.45 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | kilun | -0.88 | 29 | 69 |
| #5 | GrabMati | -0.97 | 53 | 62 |





