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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6694 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4641 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4007 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1698 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,306,742 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mefX_ | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | 那个 | 51% | 216 |
| #3 | phylyp playin | 48% | 328 |
| #4 | GrabMati | 48% | 273 |
| #5 | jr smith of cs | 46% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | GrabMati | 48% | 273 |
| #5 | jr smith of cs | 46% | 101 |
| #6 | Jan Glin | 45% | 201 |
| #7 | docent | 43% | 138 |
| #8 | kilun | 42% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrabMati | 50 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | 那个 | 49 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | phylyp playin | 35 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | jr smith of cs | 35 | 0.0173 |
| #5 | Jan Glin | 20 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phylyp playin | 612 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | GrabMati | 569 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | 那个 | 495 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | Jan Glin | 373 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | kilun | 249 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ultimate | +3.03 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | mefX_ | +2.30 | 83 | 38 |
| #3 | 那个 | +2.21 | 57 | 51 |
| #4 | GrabMati | -1.14 | 49 | 62 |
| #5 | phylyp playin | -1.43 | 50 | 56 |





