








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 445 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 997 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2139 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2120 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1788 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $725,379 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilun | 47% | 96 |
| #2 | Ultimate | 45% | 201 |
| #3 | 那个 | 45% | 268 |
| #4 | phylyp playin | 43% | 343 |
| #5 | GrabMati | 43% | 275 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | phylyp playin | 43% | 343 |
| #5 | GrabMati | 43% | 275 |
| #6 | mefX_ | 42% | 64 |
| #7 | docent | 39% | 186 |
| #8 | jr smith of cs | 39% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 那个 | 57 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | GrabMati | 54 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Ultimate | 39 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | phylyp playin | 32 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | jr smith of cs | 30 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ultimate | 1139 | 0.27 | 31 min |
| #2 | phylyp playin | 695 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | GrabMati | 630 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | 那个 | 593 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #5 | kilun | 290 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ultimate | +3.37 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | 那个 | +2.71 | 58 | 52 |
| #3 | mefX_ | +2.50 | 83 | 38 |
| #4 | kilun | -0.85 | 33 | 70 |
| #5 | phylyp playin | -0.88 | 50 | 57 |





