








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2966 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3358 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3011 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2701 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $391,294 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feelise | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | Man1a | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | Adr | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Gooon | 58% | 76 |
| #5 | xtibuxx | 58% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Godino #foreverRiders | 54% | 35 |
| #9 | M4ver1ck | 52% | 54 |
| #10 | BroKiSs | 52% | 139 |
| #11 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 51% | 68 |
| #12 | "bycakols | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BroKiSs | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Älê¢må¥ | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Gooon | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Ahdullah Hakim | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | "bycakols | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BroKiSs | 322 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Älê¢må¥ | 247 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | M4ver1ck | 239 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ahdullah Hakim | 148 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | xtibuxx | 133 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsensiiKeeper | +2.85 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | Man1a | +2.41 | 86 | 47 |
| #3 | Feelise | +1.79 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | xtibuxx | +1.09 | 55 | 78 |
| #5 | BroKiSs | +0.21 | 65 | 65 |





