








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 777 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 378 matches | ||
| Faceit | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3334 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5625 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5594 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4077 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,087,942 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1036 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsensiiKeeper | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | VJai | 58% | 171 |
| #3 | Feelise | 56% | 131 |
| #4 | Gooon | 52% | 334 |
| #5 | xtibuxx | 52% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VJai | 725 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | BroKiSs | 614 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | Gooon | 505 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | xtibuxx | 499 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #5 | Feelise | 357 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VJai | +4.32 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Man1a | +2.74 | 87 | 47 |
| #3 | AsensiiKeeper | +2.55 | 73 | 76 |
| #4 | xtibuxx | +0.65 | 53 | 76 |
| #5 | BroKiSs | +0.32 | 60 | 65 |





