








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 515 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4477 | 16% |
| Smokes | 9205 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7377 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6938 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,547,437 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feelise | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | xtibuxx | 57% | 76 |
| #3 | AsensiiKeeper | 57% | 152 |
| #4 | Adr | 54% | 74 |
| #5 | Ahdullah Hakim | 51% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | BroKiSs | 47% | 443 |
| #9 | Gooon | 45% | 271 |
| #10 | Godino #foreverRiders | 44% | 159 |
| #11 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 43% | 317 |
| #12 | "bycakols | 42% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BroKiSs | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Gooon | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Ahdullah Hakim | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | "bycakols | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BroKiSs | 915 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #2 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 584 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | "bycakols | 474 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | AsensiiKeeper | 474 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #5 | Gooon | 432 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsensiiKeeper | +3.42 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | Man1a | +2.88 | 88 | 46 |
| #3 | Feelise | +1.85 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | BroKiSs | +1.09 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | xtibuxx | +1.06 | 53 | 76 |





