








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 810 matches | ||
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 167 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6400 | 17% |
| Smokes | 11353 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 10087 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9700 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,605,702 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 711 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feelise | 60% | 95 |
| #2 | xtibuxx | 57% | 153 |
| #3 | Ahdullah Hakim | 54% | 217 |
| #4 | Adr | 52% | 105 |
| #5 | AsensiiKeeper | 52% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Gooon | 49% | 397 |
| #11 | "bycakols | 48% | 312 |
| #12 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 48% | 522 |
| #13 | Älê¢må¥ | 47% | 443 |
| #14 | Pipa27 | 38% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahdullah Hakim | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Gooon | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 16 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | "bycakols | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Kovadar_ | 12 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 884 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | "bycakols | 835 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #3 | Älê¢må¥ | 615 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #4 | Gooon | 573 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | Godino #foreverRiders | 539 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man1a | +2.55 | 88 | 47 |
| #2 | AsensiiKeeper | +2.20 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | xtibuxx | +1.84 | 56 | 72 |
| #4 | Feelise | +1.44 | 77 | 47 |
| #5 | BroKiSs | +1.15 | 65 | 62 |





