








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 906 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 536 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5592 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6786 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5537 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4657 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,192,755 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "bycakols | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | Instagram reels peek | 59% | 74 |
| #3 | AsensiiKeeper | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | Feelise | 55% | 180 |
| #5 | BroKiSs | 54% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 52% | 132 |
| #10 | Älê¢må¥ | 51% | 145 |
| #11 | M4ver1ck | 51% | 49 |
| #12 | Kovadar_ | 51% | 53 |
| #13 | Man1a | 49% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtibuxx | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Feelise | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Instagram reels peek | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | BroKiSs | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtibuxx | 1004 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | Feelise | 533 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | BroKiSs | 528 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Gooon | 241 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Älê¢må¥ | 223 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsensiiKeeper | +2.54 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Man1a | +1.79 | 86 | 41 |
| #3 | xtibuxx | +1.55 | 57 | 73 |
| #4 | "bycakols | +0.86 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Feelise | +0.66 | 72 | 51 |





