








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 948 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 649 matches | ||
| Faceit | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4738 | 18% |
| Smokes | 7835 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7700 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6755 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,355,088 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feelise | 60% | 98 |
| #2 | M4ver1ck | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | AsensiiKeeper | 58% | 76 |
| #4 | VJai | 58% | 109 |
| #5 | xtibuxx | 57% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahdullah Hakim | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | BroKiSs | 14 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Man1a | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | xtibuxx | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BroKiSs | 878 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | xtibuxx | 701 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #3 | VJai | 458 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | Man1a | 448 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | ♠ | imSheRRy | (⚆_⚆) | 430 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VJai | +4.85 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | AsensiiKeeper | +2.95 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | Man1a | +2.76 | 86 | 48 |
| #4 | xtibuxx | +1.69 | 54 | 77 |
| #5 | M4ver1ck | +1.45 | 45 | 78 |





