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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 2,156 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 580 | 22% |
| Smokes | 805 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 648 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,491 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratSo0 | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | ANPASSAD URL | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | SE | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | fsl | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | L1nkzyッ | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | fsl | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | L1nkzyッ | 60% | 15 |
| #6 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | 60% | 20 |
| #7 | TwiSi | 50% | 34 |
| #8 | 三明治 | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SE | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | TwiSi | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | 三明治 | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SE | 158 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | 83 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | TwiSi | 65 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | L1nkzyッ | 40 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | 三明治 | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :)zeezpro(: | +3.43 | 64 | 63 |
| #2 | ANPASSAD URL | +0.76 | 51 | 27 |
| #3 | SE | +0.64 | 80 | 75 |
| #4 | ratSo0 | -0.02 | 52 | 64 |
| #5 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | -0.25 | 73 | 67 |





