








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5027 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5874 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4076 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4507 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,179,714 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TwiSi | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Pretoxgod | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | SE | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | ratSo0 | 49% | 143 |
| #5 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | 49% | 454 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SE | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | ratSo0 | 49% | 143 |
| #5 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | 49% | 454 |
| #6 | Cykel_Doris | 45% | 38 |
| #7 | MoZ | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | 28 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | SE | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | MoZ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Pretoxgod | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | TwiSi | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | 1305 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #2 | ratSo0 | 488 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | SE | 254 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #4 | Cykel_Doris | 206 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #5 | Pretoxgod | 77 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SE | +1.62 | 80 | 76 |
| #2 | Pretoxgod | +1.03 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | ♥DonCrazyEyE♥ | +0.44 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | TwiSi | +0.18 | 84 | 52 |
| #5 | L1nkzyッ | -0.03 | 67 | 61 |





