








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10069 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11975 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10537 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9006 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9162 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,717,719 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1528 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .seth | 73% | 147 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 71% | 219 |
| #3 | TheDinkster | 70% | 269 |
| #4 | Locke | 70% | 238 |
| #5 | Islander | 70% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 158 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | shoeler | 33 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Locke | 28 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Squid | 25 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Sly - ZYN gaymin | 24 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 2400 | 0.15 | 75 min |
| #2 | Squid | 1291 | 0.35 | 35 min |
| #3 | TheDinkster | 1113 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #4 | Skander | 929 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #5 | Sly - ZYN gaymin | 807 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Locke | +2.98 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | +2.68 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | Squid | +2.29 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | .seth | +2.26 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | Luke | +1.93 | 71 | 55 |





